Mar 02, 2014 1. Feed your pet a Can of Prune Juice 2. Alien Aisha Use a Basic Golden Nerkmid at the Alien Aisha Vending Machine 3. Bless you, Shoyru Bless your Shoyru with a Bottled Light Faerie 4. Broken Fix a Broken Fake Uni Hat at Donny’s Toy Repair Shop 5. Cybunny – Plush View the pet lookup of a 30+ Day Old Plushie Cybunny with a Blue Ixi Plushie in your inventory. Back in the year 2000, the Alien Aisha Vending Machine was released for all Neopians to use! As long as you had a handy dandy Nerkmid, you could push buttons and pull levers to receive quite a.
1. Achyfi!
Feed your pet a Can of Prune Juice
2. Alien Aisha
Use a Basic Golden Nerkmid at the Alien Aisha Vending Machine
Feed your pet a Can of Prune Juice
2. Alien Aisha
Use a Basic Golden Nerkmid at the Alien Aisha Vending Machine
3. Bless you, Shoyru
Bless your Shoyru with a Bottled Light Faerie
Bless your Shoyru with a Bottled Light Faerie
4. Broken
Fix a Broken Fake Uni Hat at Donny’s Toy Repair Shop
Fix a Broken Fake Uni Hat at Donny’s Toy Repair Shop
5. Cybunny – Plush
View the pet lookup of a 30+ Day Old Plushie Cybunny with a Blue Ixi Plushie in your inventory
View the pet lookup of a 30+ Day Old Plushie Cybunny with a Blue Ixi Plushie in your inventory
6. Dark Nova
Equip your pet with a Scroll of Dark Nova
Equip your pet with a Scroll of Dark Nova
7. Do Not Eat!!
Feed your pet a 1/3 Carrot and Pea Omelette
Feed your pet a 1/3 Carrot and Pea Omelette
8. Drackonack – Hungry
Have a Drackonack placed in your inventory with a Worm Infested Cheese on each side and refresh your inventory until the Drackonack eats one of them
Have a Drackonack placed in your inventory with a Worm Infested Cheese on each side and refresh your inventory until the Drackonack eats one of them
9. Feed Me
Feed your Skeith a Skeith Juice Cocktail
Feed your Skeith a Skeith Juice Cocktail
10. Gallery of Evil – Vira
View this page while you have a Blue Daisy Mirror in your inventory
View this page while you have a Blue Daisy Mirror in your inventory
11. Garlic! Run!!
Feed your pet Garlic Bread Halves (or if you have a Skeith or Grarrl, feed it a Garlic Shield)
Feed your pet Garlic Bread Halves (or if you have a Skeith or Grarrl, feed it a Garlic Shield)
12. Gelert – Starry
View the lookup of a Starry Gelert while you have a Starry Sea Fern in your inventory
View the lookup of a Starry Gelert while you have a Starry Sea Fern in your inventory
13. Gnome!
Go to the Garden Centre while you have a Welcoming Lupe Gnome in your inventory
Go to the Garden Centre while you have a Welcoming Lupe Gnome in your inventory
14. I Taunt the Pant Devil
Have an inventory with a combined Est. Value of greater than 5,000,000 NP. To do this, purchase 81 Obsidian Dagger and view your inventory. Depending on the price, you may alternatively choose to purchase 93 Golden Geraptiku Talisman
*At the time this guide was written, the Obsidian Dagger method was ~3,000 NP cheaper
Have an inventory with a combined Est. Value of greater than 5,000,000 NP. To do this, purchase 81 Obsidian Dagger and view your inventory. Depending on the price, you may alternatively choose to purchase 93 Golden Geraptiku Talisman
*At the time this guide was written, the Obsidian Dagger method was ~3,000 NP cheaper
15. I’m Smelly
Place a Dung Jelly, Half Eaten Dung Jelly, Pile of Dung, Rainbow Dung, Rancid Dung Coffee, Dung Shield, Dung Cream Sandwich, Chewing Sung, Tyrannian Dung Cheese, and Dung Pizza in your inventory and refresh the page once
Place a Dung Jelly, Half Eaten Dung Jelly, Pile of Dung, Rainbow Dung, Rancid Dung Coffee, Dung Shield, Dung Cream Sandwich, Chewing Sung, Tyrannian Dung Cheese, and Dung Pizza in your inventory and refresh the page once
16. Jetsam Chomp!
Feed your Jetsam a Ghoti
Feed your Jetsam a Ghoti
17. Kau – Fortune Teller
View the lookup of a Pink Kau while you have a Crystal Ball Table in your inventory
View the lookup of a Pink Kau while you have a Crystal Ball Table in your inventory
18. Kiko – Snack Time!
Feed your pet Dried Apricots sometime between 3-4 AM NST or 3-4 PM NST.
Feed your pet Dried Apricots sometime between 3-4 AM NST or 3-4 PM NST.
19. King Kelpbeard
View this page while you have a Maractite Cord in your inventory
View this page while you have a Maractite Cord in your inventory
20. Koi – Spotted Plushie
View the lookup of a painted Koi with a Green Koi Plushie in your inventory
View the lookup of a painted Koi with a Green Koi Plushie in your inventory
21. Lenny – Wicked
Feed your Lenny Scary Soup
Feed your Lenny Scary Soup
22. Mad About Orange
Purchase a Bottle of Orange Sand, Orange Draik Stamp, Orange Grundo Chair, Orange Grundo Wardrobe, Orange Kreludan Bed, Orange Chicken, Orange Gummy Korbat Tail, and Orange Chocolate Korbat and view your inventory
Purchase a Bottle of Orange Sand, Orange Draik Stamp, Orange Grundo Chair, Orange Grundo Wardrobe, Orange Kreludan Bed, Orange Chicken, Orange Gummy Korbat Tail, and Orange Chocolate Korbat and view your inventory
23. Magical Kauvara
Use a Blue Ogrin Morphing Potion on your pet
Use a Blue Ogrin Morphing Potion on your pet
24. Mmm, custard!
Feed your pet a Green Tea Custard
Feed your pet a Green Tea Custard
25. Moehog – Halloween
View the lookup of a Halloween Moehog with a Sloth Faerie Plushie in your inventory
View the lookup of a Halloween Moehog with a Sloth Faerie Plushie in your inventory
26. Mutant Jubjub
Use an Aisha Transmogrification Potion on your pet
Use an Aisha Transmogrification Potion on your pet
27. Nabile
View this page with a Sun Ring in your inventory
View this page with a Sun Ring in your inventory
28. Pinatas & Candy!
Have your pet play with a Meuka Pinata until it breaks
Have your pet play with a Meuka Pinata until it breaks
29. Pink!
Feed your Pink pet a Fresh Popcorn
Feed your Pink pet a Fresh Popcorn
30. Plushie!
Donate a Blue Ixi Plushie to the Money Tree. DO NOT donate via the Quick Stock option – it must be through the pop up window after clicking the plushie in your inventory
Donate a Blue Ixi Plushie to the Money Tree. DO NOT donate via the Quick Stock option – it must be through the pop up window after clicking the plushie in your inventory
31. Robo
Change your language to Japanese and place a Green Robo-Quiggle in your Neohome. Japanese is second from the bottom in the language selection drop down menu. The option to place the Green Robo-Quiggle into your Neohome will be the first (top) choice from the drop down menu after clicking on the Robo-Quiggle in your inventory.
Change your language to Japanese and place a Green Robo-Quiggle in your Neohome. Japanese is second from the bottom in the language selection drop down menu. The option to place the Green Robo-Quiggle into your Neohome will be the first (top) choice from the drop down menu after clicking on the Robo-Quiggle in your inventory.
32. Scorchio – Haunted
Equip your pet with a Jar of Meepit Eyes
Equip your pet with a Jar of Meepit Eyes
33. Scorchio – Scordrax
View this page while you have a Red Scorchio Plushie in your inventory
View this page while you have a Red Scorchio Plushie in your inventory
34. Speckled
Feed your pet a Speckled Hot Dog or if you have a Grarrl or Skeith, change your language to Korean (last selection on the language drop down menu) and feed it a Neezles Jab
Feed your pet a Speckled Hot Dog or if you have a Grarrl or Skeith, change your language to Korean (last selection on the language drop down menu) and feed it a Neezles Jab
35. Toasty
Have a Breadfish in your inventory when you go to Techo Mountain
Have a Breadfish in your inventory when you go to Techo Mountain
36. Tomos
View this page while you have a Burnt Scarab Cookie in your inventory
View this page while you have a Burnt Scarab Cookie in your inventory
37. Tuskaninny – Spotted
View the lookup of your Tuskaninny while you have a Lesser Spotted Fish in your inventory
View the lookup of your Tuskaninny while you have a Lesser Spotted Fish in your inventory
38. Uni – Beauty
Use an Illusens Comb on your pet
Use an Illusens Comb on your pet
What is the Alien Aisha Vending Machine?
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine is a game you can play (in the sense that there is a high score table) by entering a nerkmid into the machine and pressing some buttons. Prizes are awarded randomly and are typically gross food items. Those who are lucky, can get a paint brush or another nerkmid!
What are Nerkmids?
Nerkmids are a sort of token that can only be used with the vending machine. There are twenty in total. You can get them from random events, the Wheel of Extravagance and the Battledome. Of course they are also available from user shops, trades, and auctions. The table below lists the twenty nerkmids in order of rarity; prices fluctuate often, though due to the Wheel of Extravagance and the Battledome giving them out, all nerkmids are now buyable (meaning they cost less than 100,000 NP). There's no evidence to confirm that a rarer one will get you better prizes, so if you're buying one, it's best to just go with the cheapest one you can find at the time.
Nerkmids | |||
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Rarity 100 | |||
Average Nerkmid | Good Nerkmid | Lesser Nerkmid | Super Nerkmid |
Ultimate Nerkmid | Ultra Nerkmid | ||
Rarity 101 | |||
Aluminium Nerkmid | Basic Golden Nerkmid | Copper Nerkmid | Magical Golden Nerkmid |
Normal Golden Nerkmid | Ultra Golden Nerkmid | ||
Rarity 103 | Rarity 104 | ||
Golden Nerkmid X | Golden Nerkmid XX | ||
Rarity 105 | |||
Basic Platinum Nerkmid | Normal Platinum Nerkmid | Ultra Platinum Nerkmid | Platinum Nerkmid X |
Platinum Nerkmid XX | |||
Rarity 115 | |||
Magical Platinum Nerkmid |
Using the Machine
When you arrive at the Vending Machine, you will be greated by an Alien Aisha. Press the button to continue.
The Alien Aisha says, 'My great machine will give you the loveliest foods in the world' Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttons and push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat. The better the Nerkmid, the better your prize! (click here for the hi-scores!) |
Assuming you have a nerkmid, you will now be able to select which nerkmid to use. In addition to that, you will be able to choose how you would like to operate the machine. The choices you make will not affect the prizes you get. Listed below are the options you can choose from.
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Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttonsand push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat! Your Nerkmids Select a Nerkmid |
If you don't have any nerkmids in your inventory, you will get a message saying you cannot play.
Your NerkmidsSorry! You don't have any Nerkmids so you can't play :( You can find these hidden around the site, and also in the Marketplace. |
Prizes
Thankfully, you're guaranteed to walk away with something. The Vending Machine always awards a random amount of neopoints (this ranges from 1 to over 50,000 NP) and an item prize.
Peanut Seaweed Gum Mmmmm mmmm I hope you enjoy your tasty treat! |
The types of item prizes are listed below:
The most common item awarded is a gross food. The majority of these are hardly worth anything, but every once in a while they're a gourmet food and/or sell for quite a bit. |
Sometimes, the machine will give out fading bottled faeries. Just like Tombola and other dailies, the vending machine has not switched over to the weak bottled faeries. If you receive a weak bottled faerie, please neomail coolitiger25. |
Periodically, a nerkmid will fall out of the machine as a prize. Yay try again! |
Neopets Alien Vending Machine Guide
If you're lucky, you can get a paint brush! The machine will give out literally any kind of paint brush, so you really could get lucky here. Unfortunately, the machine recognizes all items with 'paint brush' in the name as prizes, even if they're not actually paint brushes; for example, Yellow Paint Brush (TCG) is known to have been given out. It should also be noted that even starter paint brushes (those ones you get in your newbie pack when you join) are available as prizes, even though they are no-trade items. |
Avatar
If it is your first time using the machine, you will get the Alien Aisha avatar.
Alien Aisha
Use a Nerkmid in the Vending Machine.
Tip: Read SunnyNeo's Alien Aisha Vending Machine guide for more info!
Tip: Read SunnyNeo's Alien Aisha Vending Machine guide for more info!
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